Coming soon:  Team Quiz at St Ninian's & St Andrew's - Saturday, 29 November.

Watch out for further details

Smile a while

Earlier in the Summer, we had a sermon on 'The Lord's Prayer'. This  prompted an amusing response, in which we have some 'misunderstood' lines repeated by children.

“Our Father, who art in heaven, how didja know my name?”

“Give us this day our jelly bread.”

“And forgive us our trash baskets, as we forgive those who put trashin our baskets.”

“Lead a snot into temptation.” ....... enough said !

September Puzzler

This month we introduce a new feature to ponder over. It's a simple little puzzle with no prizes. We'll reveal the answer next month.

What do these three words have in common?

1. barber 2. chicken 3. beehive